Not Listening to Sophie Ellis-Bextor Is a Crime!

Sophie Ellis-Bextor Rules!!!!

Hey all you kittehs out there,

It's me Weave Rogers, the Ocean Maniac!  The coolest shark in law enforcement.

As part of my job fighting crime I often have to straighten out punks like Mumia Abu Jamal for listening to shitty music or murdering Philadelphia cops.

One thing that has always led me to believe that Mumia Abu Jamal was a stone cold sociopath was the fact that besides murdering police officers and showing absolutely no remorse he has also been known to totally hate on Sophie Ellis-Bextor, I mean Mumia Abu Jamal is a straight-up Sophie Ellis-Hater!

So if you wanna be cool like me and not a lame cop-killing coward like Mumia Abu Jamal you better step up to the musical plate and listen to this yo:

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Later,

Weave "Ocean Maniac" Rogers

Weave Rogers: Apex predator and the biggest Sophie Ellis-Bextor fan the ocean seas have to offer.

Stefan Galatzar-Levy Endorses Crime Kittehs!!!

Hey, Weave Rogers the original Ocean Maniac here and I've got a very exciting announcement for all my kittehs.

Apparently the most cosmopolitan world traveler this side of Lauren Hutton has decided to film a video showing his love for Crime Kittehs.

That's right, I'm talking about none other than Stefan Galatzar-Levy, the pride of Evanston.

If you don't believe this fishy just watch the video below:

Yours truly,
Weave "Ocean Maniac" Rogers

P.S. This kid pictured below is totes missing so if you live in the NYC tri-state area try to get this poster out my fellow crime fishehs...I mean kittehs.

Death of Harry Meowahan

RIP Harry Meowahan in the streets below the ocean no one is really dead la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

Hey all you silly crime kittehs!

It's me Weave "Ocean Maniac" Rogers, the new chief here at Crime Kittehs HQ.

I'm real sorry that my first post on here has to be about the death of one of our own but Harry Meowahan was found dead this morning.

Apparently he was shot in the butt with a bb gun while taking a cat nap and he bled to death.

At least he didn't have to suffer that much.

Police have arrested Harry's archenemy Crazington McGee for the murder.

So for now it's just me and Meowy Quinn at Crime Kittehs. But we have enlisted the aid of superstar Nick Cannon's son Nick Cannon Jr., the toughest cop east of Detroit.  He should be here in a few days.

I just hope that no bad guys try to attack Crime Kittehs HQ while we're running a skeleton crew because we might end up literally being like skeletons or I will be cartilage since I'm a shark.


Sincerely,

Weave "Ocean Maniac" Rogers

Isn't it crazy this place is called Crime Kittehs even though it's run by a fish and a kitteh?