Saturday, August 20, 2011

Most Spooky with Jane Scratchaway: Did Chad Noe Get Away With the Murder of Wendy Camp??

Wendy Camp:  Did her ex-husband Chad "Chazz" Noe murder her?

Hello fellow crime enthusiasts, 
Sergeant Jane Scratchaway here and, boy, do I have one that’ll get your whiskers in a knot today. Usually when I tell you about a case, I merely present you with the facts, but this one is so confusing and nonsensical that I think it’s prudent to test out a few theories as well. But first, the facts:

Wendy Camp was a mother of two in Shamrock, Oklahoma. She’d had two husbands over the course of her life – the second, Leon Camp, was still happily her husband. But the first, the father of her second child, Chad Noe, had a sordid history with Wendy. The two had been married only weeks before Wendy gave birth to their son Jonathon, but soon after the birth she was hit with a crippling bought of multiple sclerosis that left her in the hospital for an entire year. While hospitalized, Chad decided that it was in his son’s best interest to be raised by one healthy parent and filed for divorce with sole custody. Wendy was too ill at the time to contest the claim.


When Wendy recovered, she remarried to Leon Camp and moved in with her daughter Cynthia. She requested visitation with her son Jonathon, but visitation proved difficult to maintain – Chad would schedule times to meet and refuse to show up. He later moved without contacting her and registered unlisted phone numbers so as not to be contacted. 

When Wendy did finally visit with Jonathon, Chad’s mother Beverly Noe claimed she’d witnessed Leon Camp sexually abusing her grandson. Because these claims could not be substantiated, visitation was restored to Wendy, however once again Chad failed to comply.

Finally after six months of not hearing from Chad, Wendy received a call from him out of the blue, claiming that Wendy was allowed visitation for the day. He even offered to send his mother Beverly out to pick her up, seeing as Wendy’s multiple sclerosis had left her unable to drive. Leon Camp felt something was fishy – and not the yummy kind of fishy – about the whole affair and asked his sister Lisa “Renee” Kregear to accompany Wendy on the trip. Wendy’s daughter Cynthia Britto went along too.

For all intents and purposes, the beginning of the day went fine for Wendy and company. She called Leon when she arrived at the designation visitation spot and again when the visitation was complete, promising to be home shortly. She then got into the car with Renee, Cynthia, Beverly, and Beverly’s mother Ida Pruitt. Now here’s where things stop matching up – according to Ida Pruitt, Wendy complained about her lack of visitation the entire ride. Thus, during a bathroom break, Ida requested to be dropped off at home, which Beverly later did. Beverly claims that Wendy’s complaining became so insufferable that she then dropped the three passengers off at a Walmart parking lot forty-five miles from Wendy’s home. Wendy never phoned Leon from the Walmart parking lot, nor was she, Renee, or Cynthia ever seen or heard from again.

Now, here’s the puzzle: let’s say that Wendy was murdered by Beverly and/or Chad. There is circumstantial evidence to suggest this, kittehs, and I would bet my best toy mouse that she was. For one thing, Beverly apparently arranged to meet Chad for dinner two hours after they’d left the visitation, however the drive would have taken three hours on a good day and Beverly took an older, slower route. She also refuses to talk about Wendy’s disappearance publicly, which is surely suspicious. Furthermore, both Beverly and her mother Ida were booked by the FBI for arson, as they had been setting fire to the houses they lived in in order to collect insurance money. One of the two women was also reportedly dating someone in the so-called “Dixie Mafia,” an organized crime ring centered in Oklahoma City, though there is no formal evidence to back this up.

But if they indeed murdered Wendy, Renee and Cynthia, why make it so obvious? Beverly and Ida were the last people to see the three alive – this much is confirmed. They had something of a motive – clearly they did not wish for Wendy to have visitation rights with her son. Most importantly, however, why would they have let Wendy see her son and make two phone calls home before murdering her, especially when their story – that Wendy was dropped off at a Walmart – seems all the more implausible because Wendy did not phone from Walmart. The fact that not only Wendy, but her sister-in-law and innocent six year-old daughter would also be murdered without any sort of dissuasion attempt on the part of the murderers also seems unlikely.

The other option is that the murder was not premeditated, though this makes me wonder if Wendy’s complaining was really awful enough to warrant her death. (I will, however, admit that the yapping from the Jack Russell that lives next door has, at times, made me consider murder, though I’d like to note that I never actually committed it. I’m just saying maybe it isn’t such a stretch, is all.) The big problem here though is that Beverly was alone in the car with the three women when they disappeared, or shortly before. Had she, on her own, killed them without pre-planning, she would then have had to have disposed all three bodies by herself, as Chad was not with her at the time. Perhaps she left the bodies in a temporary location in order to call Chad to come help, but this seems like a gamble. However they disappeared, however, it seems unlikely that Beverly’s story about the Walmart parking lot is accurate – for Wendy, who was completely dependent on Leon, to have missed a call would have meant that as soon as Beverly dropped the three off, they were all immediately abducted. This seems unlikely, to say the least.

Though Ida and Beverly are serving time, somewhere in the state of Oklahoma Chad Noe is roaming free.  I even found an update on Chad from a lady on the Unsolved Mysteries board claiming to be Johnathan's aunt:  
"LOL!!! BUT, when I spoke to Johnathan HE is the one who told me beverly was in jail, and when I asked if chad, his dad, had come to his graduation, he admitted that he hasnt seen chad, in, GET THIS: OVER ten years..... WHAT A FU*KIN loser my poor nephew got as a dad, HUH???? YET< in the UM segement, kiddis, it is question and answer time. WHAT was the reason he claimed he took Johnathan for??? HMMM? Well it is a lie, my PARENTS filed for a divorce for my sister, Ad Lidum, WHILE she was in a coma and my parents found out that he got a 16 year old girl pregnant, IN THE HOSPITAL HALL! He took johnathan, moved out of my parents house when my parents THREW his ass out, and took Johnathan, and apparently dropped him off at GRANDMAS house, only to return, and VISIT, NOT parent.... And after my sister and neice went missing, he saw him ONE TIME!!!! ONCE!!!!!!!!!! What a jerk! I could, and WOULD kill him, if I got the chance....And so would my Mom, Uncle or anyone else in my family. We hate him.."

Keep on your toes, Oklahomans. Not everyone has all nine lives to expend.
 Signed,
Sgt. Scratchaway
PS
If you have an clues please contact the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation at: 405-848-6724

Monday, August 15, 2011

Deputy Kitties #3 & #4: Deputy How How and Deputy Vince

Not just any kitteh gets the honor of wearing this badge. 

 Hey fellow crime kittehs,

These are the last of our new deputies for now.

We received this application from Marian:

"How How hates Tumblr.  And perverts.
Vince hates Christmas.
Naboo is blind in his right eye. BECAUSE THAT IS THE EYE HE SHOOTS THE LASERS OUT OF.
He is also a drunk.

Deputize them please. They're doing absolutely nothing with their lives. Especially Naboo.  He needs something constructive to do.

LOVE,
Marian!
aka
pigeoneyeddevilwoman"

Thanks Marian.  How How and Vince will make great new deputies but unfortunately Naboo seems too crazy for us based on his pictures.

Welcome to Crime Kittehs How How.  You will be like the cool handsome one here like Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street.

Welcome Vince.  Thanks for not being a criminal.

Sorry Naboo.  Unfortunately Crime Kittehs has a no dirtbags policy.  Enjoy your beer!  :P


Signed,
Det. Kitowicz

Crime Kittehs TV #3: Sarah the Kitteh Girl Returns!

 

Dear Sarah the Kitteh Girl,
I appreciate your love for me and Crime Kittehs but I am a kitteh and you are a girl, bestiality is illegal and we could never get married.  Crime Kittehs don't break the law!

But to answer your question, of course I remember the case of missing "Cruise Groom" George Allen Smith IV.  It still fluffs my tail up thinking about how lame it was his wife Jennifer settled with the cruise line, effectively shutting down any chance we ever had of solving this thing.

Somebody knows something, big guys like George Allen Smith IV don't just throw themselves off a cruiseship. 

Signed,
Det. Kitowicz






Deputy Kitties #2: Deputy Teddy Bear

Does your kitteh have what it takes to wear this badge?

Hey crime kittehs,

Det. Kitowicz again, and I've been busier than Heathcliff in a fish store trying to swear in all these new Crime Kittehs deputies.

This tough as nails kitteh is named Teddy Bear and you can follow him on Twitter @toughteddybear!



Welcome to the force Deputy Teddy Bear, I look forward to you using your grass searching skills to help solve crime.

Signed,
Det. Kitowicz


Deputy Kitties #1: Deputy Princess

Is your kitteh cool enough to wear this badge?  The "official" badge of all Crime Kittehs deputies!!!


Hey fellow crime kittehs,

Det. Kitowicz here and I have some new kittehs here who volunteered to be deputized by Crime Kittehs and help join the fight against crime and murder!

The first new recruit is Deputy Princess, thanks so much to Kayleigh and Det. Meowahan for helping up find this awesome new kitteh!

That sad look in her eyes comes from all those unsolved cases that won't stop haunting her! :(



Signed,
Det. Kitowicz







Sunday, August 14, 2011

Possible Lead In "Long Island Serial Killer" Case



Hey fellow crime kittehs,

Det. Kitowicz here with some new clues I dug up from the litterbox.

A source who refers to herself as "Jo Agnelli" claims that her mother is a psychic medium and also an author.  She told Sgt. Scratchaway that her mom was writing a book about Ronald Defeo and the Amityville murders and that she'd been meeting with Defeo upstate.  She then claims that Defeo told her mother he knew the serial killer and that it was a guy that was currently in the prison with him but the guy was locked up there for unrelated charges. 

She claims that when this guy gets out the killings will start again.

Could this be true, could Ron Defeo know something about the identify of the Long Island serial killer or is this Agnelli girl just some kooky kitteh?

Rest assured Crime Kittehs won't stop scratching around until we pounce on all the clues!

Signed,
Det. Kitowicz



Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Dr. Kittehridge's Files: The Abduction of Johnny Gosch

Johnny Gosch? Slave for a pervy sex ring?!



Hey there Crime Kittehs, Dr. Kittehridge here with a gone missing case to feed your need for the weekend.
It all begins with Johnny Gosch on September 5th, 1982.

On a Sunday, a day that should be spent catnapping inside, Johnny went missing from his paper route. He was a mere kitten, twelve years old, earning his own catnip cash when he was mysteriously abducted after picking up his route load from the paper drop for the Des Moines Register. Only after residents in the area called to complain about their lack of newspapurrs did anybody realize that this boy could be missing.

His mother called the police department, later claiming that they leisurely showed up to her home in order to take the report. She publicly denounced them, saying that it took forty-five minutes for them to even show up and that they wouldn’t handle it as a missing persons case until three days had passed.

Police did confirm the kitten as kidnapped and an investigation occurred. A fellow paperboy named Mike claimed to see a vehicle following Johnny, but leads disappeared fast and police couldn’t obtain any evidence that a crime had taken place.

In hopes to gain any national leads, Johnny’s face appeared on the side of milk cartons. Still, nothing.
Noreen Gosch, his mother, hired a private investigator.

Noreen Gosch: Mother or Entrepreneur?

In a fishy tale, the private investigator claims that the little kitteh was taken to a farm in Sioux City, Iowa, where he was drugged, molested and photographed before being thrown into a child prostitution ring. Oh, and that he was then purchased by Michael Aquino, a man deeply affiliated with law enforcement. After this flitting tail, no charges were ever filed.

Let's be frank: Is there a motherfucking child sex ring going on in America?!

Noreen Gosch has since written three books about her son’s abduction as well as appeared on over fifty television programs.

Noreen Gosch: Mother or freaky sleazebag? You decide fellow crime kittehs!

If you ask me, I’d bet my founder on it that the mother had something to do with this “gone missing” kitteh.
Noreen Gosch claims that her kitteh once showed up at her doorstep in March of 1997 to quickly say meow and assure her that he was now safe and in hiding. There is no proof of this.

Noreen Gosch also claims that after twenty four years of him missing (postdating his visit to her), she was mailed photographs of her son in questionable positions. This was proven false. The photographs were taken in Florida before her son went missing, showing three boys having a contest involving who could escape the fastest.

On her website, she claims that she is no longer actively looking for her son. What type of feline could say that? It seems to my kitteh brain that she only wants publicity.

Johnny Gosch officially remains missing to this day…


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