Dear Sarah the Kitteh Girl,
I appreciate your love for me and Crime Kittehs but I am a kitteh and you are a girl, bestiality is illegal and we could never get married. Crime Kittehs don't break the law!
But to answer your question, of course I remember the case of missing "Cruise Groom" George Allen Smith IV. It still fluffs my tail up thinking about how lame it was his wife Jennifer settled with the cruise line, effectively shutting down any chance we ever had of solving this thing.
Somebody knows something, big guys like George Allen Smith IV don't just throw themselves off a cruiseship.
Signed,
Det. Kitowicz
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