Sunday, August 21, 2011

Felines on Patrol: Meet Detective Meowy Quinn

Det. Meowy Quinn

Meowy Quinn's life has been nothing but an endless string of tragedies, like a giant ball of sadness yarn tangled up in kitteh claws.

His parents were kidnapped and sold to chefs at a P.F. Chang's within minutes of Quinn being born and he was the only kitteh in a litter of six to not be stillborn.

Later on after graduating police academy Quinn's fiancee Angela was murdered on their honeymoon by a sniper working for Asian crimelord Ching Chong Chung.

Then Quinn's second wife, Meowthryn, kidnapped their daughter, murdered her, and committed suicide without telling anyone where to find the body.  He couldn't handle the stress anymore and had to find an easier job.  So now Detective Meowy Quinn works for Crime Kittehs as our crime historian, documenting historical crime cases to help lend context to the more recent stuff meow meow!

Signed,
Det. Kitowicz







 


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