BOLO: Escaped murderer Crazington McGee!!! |
Hey fellow crime kittehs,
It's me Det. Kitowicz.
It's the nature of true crime that I will hardly ever be bringing you any good news on here unless some crazy killer gets captured or taken down by the cops.
I'm afraid today's news is especially bad, especially spooky too!
Somebody dropped this greasy Betamax tape covered with Tang powder in the Crime Kittehs mailbox last night:
Detective Meowahan's worst enemy, the demented killer Crazington McGee has escaped from prison and apparently he has teamed up with my worst enemy Jo-Jo Jenkins!
Meowahan isn't going to like this, and last time Meowahan didn't like something a lot of crazy ex-convicts started showing up dead.
Just sayin'.
Signed,
Det. Kitowicz
P.S.
It's "crime" kittehs not crazy kittehs. Not every kitteh is crazy like you Crazington McGee!
Hahaha WTF?
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