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| Not just any kitteh gets the honor of wearing this badge. |
Hey fellow crime kittehs,
These are the last of our new deputies for now.
We received this application from Marian:
"How How hates Tumblr. And perverts.
Vince hates Christmas.
Naboo is blind in his right eye. BECAUSE THAT IS THE EYE HE SHOOTS THE LASERS OUT OF.
He is also a drunk.
Deputize them please. They're doing absolutely nothing with their lives. Especially Naboo. He needs something constructive to do.
LOVE,
Marian!
aka
pigeoneyeddevilwoman"
Thanks Marian. How How and Vince will make great new deputies but unfortunately Naboo seems too crazy for us based on his pictures.
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| Welcome to Crime Kittehs How How. You will be like the cool handsome one here like Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. |
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| Welcome Vince. Thanks for not being a criminal. |
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| Sorry Naboo. Unfortunately Crime Kittehs has a no dirtbags policy. Enjoy your beer! :P |
Signed,
Det. Kitowicz
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