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| Who is "Sarah the Kitteh Girl"? |
Hey Crime Kittehs,
It's me Detective Kitowicz. I just received a creepy video from this girl who refers to herself as Sarah the Kitteh Girl. Apparently she is in love with me.
Hasn't she ever heard about bestiality being illegal in this state?
Anyway, let's just hope this is a passing thing with her and doesn't blow up into a full-blown case of kitteh stalking.
I don't want to end up the kitteh cop's answer to Rebecca Schaeffer.
Please check out this video here, be on the lookout and lock your kittehs up safe!
P.S. To answer your question Sarah: No this kitteh does not believe that Cindy James was murdered. She suffered from a hysterical personality disorder. She staged her suicide to look like a murder.
Signed,
Det. Kitowicz
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